While Stu was mowing the lawn the other day, he was noticing the plethora of colorful dog poos in the backyard. Zoe is like a little Hoover. She loves colorful things like....well....you'll see...
So Stu came in afterward and mentioned it to me and I can't remember which one of us came up with it but we thought of how it reminded us of the "famous" Twitter account that was turned into a sitcom "Sh*t my Dad Says". So, I crudely present you with:
$h*t my Dog Eats and then $h*ts
Warning for the faint of stomachs, turn away now....
The following photos were all taken during the same day of poo cleanup:
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| Here it appears we have some Silly Band-poo |
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| For some extra chewiness, Zoe seems to have added one of those advertisementy (e.g., Live Strong) bracelets to the Silly Band mix. |
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| This appears to be sidewalk chalk-poo |
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| Harder to tell here but I think the sidewalk chalk was still making it's way through the digestive tract. |
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| Hmmmm, I'm thinking red crayon-poo |
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| She really is very fond of Silly Bands. They're a nice, chewy snack. |
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| This one was hard to believe so I included a better look in the Pooper Scooper, below. Zoe ingested an entire window/wall crawling octopus toy. And it came right through, intact. |
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| Looks like some of the color wore off while moving through her system. Good thing those things are squooshy; that can't have been all that comfortable to pinch off. |
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| I promise - these are all different piles. I did not take duplicate pictures. Clearly we have a Silly Band problem in our house that Zoe feels needs to be addressed. |
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| More sidewalk chalk....and yeah, sometimes I wait a few weeks in between poo-scooping sessions. |
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| Maybe the sidewalk chalk works something like Maalox and is soothing to the Zoester's tummy. |
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| This appears to be a mixture-poo with some sidewalk chalk and a couple crayon pieces mixed in for variety. |
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