Let me tell you, people, the Stewart household has been assigned with either the busiest or the worst toothfairy around.
Max lost his fifth tooth last night while taking a bite of his uncooked cauliflower during supper. He noticed his bits of cauliflower were crunching more than usual while he chewed so he spat the whole mess out on his plate and located the missing incisor.
He dutifully placed his baggie-ful of tooth under his pillow at bedtime and there it remained in the morning.
This is the FOURTH time out of five teeth our toothfairy has showed up late. And it wasn't until the third lost tooth that the transaction occurred as scheduled.
Thankfully, Max is not all that upset since our toothfairy is chronically a day late, but never a dollar short.
Still though, I wonder if when they handed out fairy assignments, our toothfairy was really meant for some other calling, like a tinkerfairy (anyone seen Disney's Tinkerbell?)...
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