Cubicle life
So far at work today, we've discussed a variety of topics, none of which directly relate to our very important work in the medical device industry:
- The appearance of the rear aspect of one of our coworker's dogs. The dog, turns out, had an infection near it's "rear exit" which had been inhabited by maggots. This was unbeknownst to the owner as it was covered in copious amounts of Australian Shepard fur. That is, until the dog chewed off all of said fur and much of it's own skin in the area. This resulted in an appearance akin to pus-encrusted hamburger meat on a baboon's butt.
- The past life of our administrative assistant whom none of us knew used to be a Medical Assistant at a colo-rectal clinic
- The potential for one of us (she shall remain unnamed) to participate in a belly-dancing recital in a restaurant someday.
- The supposition that Kellogg's recalled millions of boxes of cereal due to a "'waxy' smell and flavor coming from the package liners that could make people sick" because the package liners had e.coli tainted wax on them. Though "Kellogg is trying to identify the substance on the liner that's causing the problem", we think we've already got it figured out.
- The unfortunate discovery by a coworker that the strange noises coming from their yard on their corner lot, which kept ceasing each time they turned on their floodlight, were made by a copulating couple in the "cover" of the pine trees.
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