Stewart sibling conversations
In the back of the van this week:
Ryann: Mom, are you going the speed lemon?
Me: Yes, Ryann.
Max: Ryann, it's speed LEMIT, not LEMON
At the kitchen table during dinner tonight:
Me: Guess what guys? The police did some good detective work and figured out who stole mommy's purse. They're trying to find her and she'll have to go to jail. When you do bad things, you have to have consequences.
Max: Robb (Robb is Deanna's, our daycare provider, husband) is a policeman.
Me: No he's not.
Max (NEVER one to be told he's wrong; he insisted for months that "pyramid" was pronounced "pyramint"): Yes, he is. Riley (Robb's 6 year old son) told me.
Me: Then why does he work in his office at home all day? And he doesn't wear a uniform??
Ryann (laughing hysterically): Robb's not a UNICORN!!
Ryann: Mom, are you going the speed lemon?
Me: Yes, Ryann.
Max: Ryann, it's speed LEMIT, not LEMON
At the kitchen table during dinner tonight:
Me: Guess what guys? The police did some good detective work and figured out who stole mommy's purse. They're trying to find her and she'll have to go to jail. When you do bad things, you have to have consequences.
Max: Robb (Robb is Deanna's, our daycare provider, husband) is a policeman.
Me: No he's not.
Max (NEVER one to be told he's wrong; he insisted for months that "pyramid" was pronounced "pyramint"): Yes, he is. Riley (Robb's 6 year old son) told me.
Me: Then why does he work in his office at home all day? And he doesn't wear a uniform??
Ryann (laughing hysterically): Robb's not a UNICORN!!
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